just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.







fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat







me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*









suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL




gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan)